I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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