Moan for me like Helen Keller
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Let's paint friendship bongs
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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