She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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