As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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