I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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