even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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