I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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