normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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