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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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