I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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