i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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