The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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