yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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