i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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