dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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