imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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