Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.