Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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