so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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