Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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