Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
