Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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