we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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