so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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