Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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