i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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