So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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