We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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