i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You ruined the universe
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