Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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