they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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