I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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