I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Is it because I queefed?
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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