In the future we'll all be gay
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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