is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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