i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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