What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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