Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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