Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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