i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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