i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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