I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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