Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You ate ashes out of my bong
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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