I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
the raccoons are back...
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