The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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