she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize