My first STD was from a foam party
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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