the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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