idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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