I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you didnt know i had herpes?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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