Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
