"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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