i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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